Sunday, May 8, 2011


Don't be a prick. Call your mother, or even better, go see her. You owe her that. 

Unless she molested you. Then fuck her. (Not literally, for obvious reasons). 

Here we go

This is my first attempt at creating a blog. If you would have asked me if I ever thought I would write a blog five years ago I would simply have laughed at you. I found the blog phenomenon to be quite absurd at first. But a good man knows how to change his opinion as my old man used to say.

This blog is going to follow me in my daily life as a college student. Really groundbreaking stuff, I know.